BinG's BloG~: 30 reasons why it’s great to be a guy~

Saturday, March 31, 2007

lol, i’m suddenly in a fetish for this ‘x’ no. of things thinggie.
last time it was ‘30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know’ rite~
todae, i’d like to address something i’ve never thought about for a loooong time.
yeS! why being a guy pwns~

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
3. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
4 You can open all your own jars.
5. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
6. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
7. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot
of someone crying.
8. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
9. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
10. Your last name stays put.
11. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
12. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
13. Cheerleaders
14. You don't have to shave below your neck.
15. Chocolate is just another snack.
16. Flowers fix everything.
17. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
18. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
19. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
20. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
21. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
22. One mood, all the time.
23. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
24. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
25. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
26. With 400 million sperms per shot, you could double the earth's population
in15 tries, at least in theory.
27. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
28. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
29. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
30. You can sit with your knees apart anytime, anywhere, oH mY~